Haunted Houses

The Brotherhood
SEEING IS NOT ALWAYS BELIEVING. LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT THE EERIE ORDER OF MONKS WHO USED TO RESIDE ON THE SITE OF DREAMLAND LONG BEFORE THE DAYS OF LORD SANGER. SOME, HOWEVER, STILL PRACTICE THE ARCHAIC RITUALS AND RIGHTS PASSED DOWN THROUGH CENTURIES. WE WILL TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY FILLED WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE AS WE INITIATE YOU INTO THE BROTHERHOOD.
The Legend of Crank Jack
THE LEGEND OF CRANK JACK IS RENOWNED AND HIS RHYME SHOULD NEVER BE SAID ALOUD WHEN TURNING THE HANDLE OF A JACK IN THE BOX OR HORRIBLE CONSEQUENCES WILL AWAIT YOU...SOME HAVE KNOWN TO DISAPPEAR FOREVER. BUT WILL YOU TEST THE MYTH? IT'S ONLY A JACK IN THE BOX....ISN'T IT?
Festino's Festival of Freaks
INFAMOUS SHOWMAN ALONZO FESTINO HAS FALLEN ON HARD TIMES. HIS FUN HOUSE HAS BEEN OVERRUN BY KILLER CLOWNS AND HE HAS BEEN FORCED TO HIT THE ROAD TRAVELLING FROM TOWN TO TOWN WITH HIS BAND OF FREAKS. THE TWISTED RINGMASTER IS BACK AT SCREAMLAND. ENTER THE FREAK SHOW AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES. LEAVING THE FREAK SHOW IS NOT SO EASY EITHER SO PREPARED TO BE DISTURBED - IT’S GUARANTEED TO WIPE THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE
Punchinello's Revenge
PUNCH IS OUT FOR REVENGE – ANYONE THAT HAS CROSSED PUNCH IS DESTINED FOR A LIFE OF ENDLESS TORTURE AND ENTRAPMENT FOR ALL ETERNITY IN THE HALL OF MIRRORS. RUN, SCREAM, TRY TO ESCAPE….THAT’S THE WAY TO DO IT 
The Final Cut Presents...They Came From Outer Space
STEP INTO THE MOVIES AS YOU TAKE THE STARRING ROLE IN A SCIENCE-FICTION SCREAMER! COLLECT YOUR TICKET FOR HORRORWOOD PICTURE HOUSE, AND PASS THROUGH THE SILVER SCREEN… BECOME PART OF THE ACTION IN AN ALIEN ADVENTURE, AS THE FINAL CUT TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION.
LIGHTS! CAMERA! HACKTION!
Dead & Breakfast
II Murder Hotel (2016)
FAG ASH LIL, THE SICKENINGLY SARCASTIC LANDLADY AT BETTER DAYS GUEST HOUSE, OPENS HER CREAKING DOORS ONCE AGAIN, TO WELCOME YOU INTO HER DECREPIT SEASIDE HOTEL. BUT BEHIND THE SALT-SCARRED FAÇADE, DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF THE BUILDING, AN EVEN DARKER HORROR AWAITS. SHARPEN YOUR SENSES AS YOU TAKE A JOURNEY INTO DEAD & BREAKFAST, DON’T MISS IT, OR YOU’LL BE GUTTED, BUT BEWARE… THE HUNT IS ON.

Under New Management (2017)
LAST YEAR FAG ASH LIL MOVED HER MURDEROUS BOYFRIEND, JACK MUDGET, INTO THE DECREPIT SEASIDE HOTEL. ONE YEAR ON AND ALL IS NOT SWEET IN PARADISE – MARGATE’S WORST EVER ACCOMMODATION IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT – BUT SOMETHING SINISTER STILL LIES WITHIN – AND WHERE IS LIL? SHARPEN YOUR SENSES AS YOU CHECK IN TO THE DEAD & BREAKFAST HOTEL. BUT WILL YOU LEAVE ALIVE?

RIP Haunts

The Story Teller
Type: Haunted House
JOIN ELIZA BODY, THE STRICTLY SINISTER SPINSTER, AS SHE READS TWISTED TALES FROM HER WEATHERWORN STORYBOOK. BUT, BE WARNED, AS MS BODY HAS A PECULIAR PROPENSITY FOR BRINGING THE CHARACTERS IN HER STORIES VIVIDLY TO LIFE…
The Bloody Mirror
Type: Haunted House
​ENTER A MIST-CLAD NETHERWORLD OF MIRROR AND MADNESS AND JOURNEY TOWARDS AN INEVITABLE ENCOUNTER WITH BLOODY MARY HERSELF AS YOU GAZE INTO THE BLOODY MIRROR FOR A TRIAL WITH A TWIST. CALL HER NAME… IF YOU DARE.
The Paradise Foundation
Type: Haunted House
​HAPPY BUT BROKE? RICH BUT UNHAPPY? NO PROBLEM…CONTACT THE PARADISE FOUNDATION, WHERE WE CAN TRANSFORM YOU, LITERALLY, INTO THE VERY BEST VERSION OF ‘YOU’. TAKE A TOUR OF OUR FACILITY, OR CHECK YOURSELF IN FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY, IF CONTROVERSIAL, BLISS FULL TRANSFORMATIVE SERVICE. DOCTOR PROMETHEUS AND HIS DEVOTEES WILL ENSURE THAT YOU ARE NEVER QUITE THE SAME PERSON AGAIN, BUT REMEMBER, PARADISE COMES AT A PRICE… ARE YOU A PATRON OR A PROVIDER?
Festino's Forgotten Funhouse - King of Clowns
Type: Haunted House
​PEARLYWIGHT, THE SELF-STYLED KING OF CLOWNS, AND ALONZO FESTINO'S ONE-TIME APPRENTICE, HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE OLD FUNHOUSE. FRENZIED WITH FURY, THE CANNIBAL CLOWN AND HIS HOARD OF CARNIVOROUS COHORTS HAVE OVERTHROWN FESTINO, PRESENTING FESTINO'S FORGOTTEN FUNHOUSE IN THEIR OWN SINISTER STYLE. IT IS GUARANTEED TO WIPE THE SMILE OFF YOUR FACE PERMANENTLY!